Will one of the handlers please come to the Diary Room
Now that Big Brother has disappeared from the small screen forever, wouldn't an Agility Big Brother be interesting? Contributors to the Agility Forum in2005 thought they would have a little fun. It went something like this...
Thank you to the dudes and dude-ettes on the Agility Forum for providing such awesome entertainment.
Actually, I've been drawing parallels myself - I'm pretty convinced we've got Nadia, Jason
and Dan on Liaison at least!
The debate continues...
Meanwhile back on Planet Earth, Machine Mart has sold out of all
of it's square hole drills (technical terminology) whilst B&Q is running low on stocks of wood
filler in case the new square holes are not needed.
Rumour arrived in Big Brother House today that the reason KC is cuddling up to FCI is in order to populate Clarges Street with glamorous foreign secretaries and then taken on a sexy foreign coach for our predominantly female WC team! Jane Tatam
Big Brother has given the housemates a mini task to see how hard the dogs hit the floor when they jump. If they pass the task, the housemates will get an extra special treat - an agility run to the optimum safety. (Big Brother is not suggesting that agility is not safe in the first place.)
Quite a few of the housemates are keen on giving the task a go - it can't hurt and they could win the extra special treat. Stu has offered to mastermind the task because he is qualified in biogibberish, dude, but it means that the housemates must give him their whole shopping budget. Dan refuses to do the task, because he doesn't think they can find the answer. Jason can't see what all the fuss is about, as long as his dog can jump lower jumps.
And Nadia has flounced off to the diary room: 'Well, Big Brotha, you know if we don't change everything just coz I say so, then we put back British Agility five years, darling, know what I mean? Five years!'
'Could you tell Big Brother why that is, Nadia?'
'What? Whaaaat? Whaaat you want, Big Brotha? Wait and see! Know what I mean? Wait and see!!!!'
....at risk of mixing my metaphors... 'can, worms - everywhere'
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I'd put Enid G in (she's so funny), Bill Glover (the sensible one and Rule Guru), Andrew Dicker (or pretty much anyone from Thames 'cos they like beer), Sam Stephens 'cos she's not afraid to say what she thinks, Virginia (ditto), Gerry Eckersley for controversy, and someone like Jon Watts for a bit of eye candy!
Or is the idea that we lock all the grumpy ones in a big room and
let them slug it out?!
Things are still uncomfortable in the ABB house. Some of the housemates are of the opinion that if other housemates don't like the way ABB will be run, then they could always do 'I'm an Agility Handler, Get Me Out of Here' or 'Dog Swap;' but other housemates feel that as they like Agility Big Brother just as it is, they should be able to stay in the house if they want, and not be evicted just because they last won an agility class fifteen years ago.
Meanwhile, in the outside world viewers everywhere, desperate for a little light relief, are debating whether Jon Watts does indeed qualify as eye-candy....
Big Brother will get back to you...