A Heavenly Dog Agility Show

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Good lord...

One warm day up in Heaven, Peter, John and Paul were sitting around watching the dogs playing around the kennels.

'I’m fed up,' said John.

'So am I,' agreed Paul.

'I know,” said Peter, 'let’s have an dog agility show.'

John and Paul thought it was a thoroughly good idea. 'But,' they chanted in unison, 'who would we compete against?'

They deliberated for a while and then Peter suggested 'I know. Let’s give Satan a call and invite him to enter his dogs. After all, we’re bound to win because we’ve got all the good dogs up here - the Agility Champions, Agility Warrants, ABC, Mini and Midi as well as the Olympia and Crufts qualifiers etc. etc. The dogs down there with him are mean and difficult dogs, so we can’t lose!'The call was put through to below and the invitation was extended to Satan to enter the show.

Satan laughed 'Why do you want to go through with all that humiliation when we would certainly beat you.'

Peter, John and Paul shook their heads. They couldn’t understand this. 'What do mean, Satan?' they asked. 'We have all the top winners in the world in agility from all over the world in our heavenly kennels, so how can you beat us?'

Satan laughed wickedly. 'Have you forgotten so soon...

I HAVE ALL THE JUDGES!

Thank you to Kathy Thompson for sharing this bit of Internet humour.

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