...have kids who know more about the 'birds & the
bees' when they're five than most people know when they're 40.
...will drive 400 miles, spend £100* on diesel, £150
on a hotel and £50 on meals to bring home a 50p ribbon.
...have kids who regard 'bitch' as just another
household word.
...get up at 6am to walk dogs, can be at ringside 200
miles away by 9.00am but have trouble getting to work on time.
...never miss a closing date for entries but pay the
credit card bill 10 days late.
...use dog food bags for rubbish and rubbish bins for
dog food.
...have parents who think they've lost their minds.
...have dog friends who think they are terrific.
...keep eating even after finding a dog hair in their
pasta.
...will usually give up the £100,000 home in the town
for a shack in ten acres so they can have £100,000 kennels.
...only visit relatives if there is a dog show nearby.
...are barking mad.
