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Potentially dangerous!
 Thank
you to Valerie Rothlisberger for bringing this important health warning to the attention of the
agility community! In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called 'amo-bacter
canis' has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:-
- Reluctance to cook
- Reluctance to perform housework
- Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
- Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
- Physical craving for contact with dogs. May be an
addiction
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Beware: If you come in contact
with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on
end. This has been a public service announcement
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